I’m Melinda Caroline Calcote. Sometimes known as Melinda Davis by those who don’t really know me.
I’m 42, I think. I always forget how old I am. My birthday is May 18, 1969.
I’m a wife. I’ve been married for 17 years (Jan. 1, 1994). My solid marriage to my true soulmate is my saving grace.
I’m a mother. I have two of the most handsome, smartest boys ever. Seriously.
I’m an attorney, sort of. I have a J.D., and pay dues to the Florida Bar. That makes me an attorney, right? Let’s just say I’m retired.
I love to scrapbook, but haven’t been doing much of it lately. Blogging is the new scrapbooking, right?
I hate housekeeping and do very little of it. It’s pretty much last on my list of priorities.
I’m a fat girl, living in a thin girl’s body. It’s a constant struggle. I’ve lost and regained and lost 100 pounds several times in my life. It’s ridiculous.