The Inner Sanctum

November 14, 2010 at 12:51 pm

As I mentioned yesterday, I was invited to participate in a sacred ritual as part of an exclusive secret society last night. I truly felt honored and hardly worthy. I have been sworn to protect the anonymity of the participants, as well as to preserve the solemnity of what occurred therein, but I will say that it was mystical and fantastic. There were a few participants who acquiesced to being outed.

This is Sweetie (not her real name).

We are concerned that she may have a bit of a problem, but until she is ready to admit it and ask for help, there is little that any of us can do.

This is Annie (her real name). She is mostly a silent observer of the ritual, although insists on being in the middle of the ceremony.

Finally, this is Zach Galifianakis (his real name). He was in charge of taking care of Sweetie, and although I shouldn’t judge, I’m not sure he was up to the task.

I hope to be included in future meetings of this secret society, as I feel like I have much to contribute. I hope that by sharing these small details I have not breeched any trust. If this posting suddenly disappears you will know that that was not the case.

Edited to add: If you would like to read about many subsequent meetings of this elite group of women, please click on the “Secret Society” tag over there in the tag cloud in the sidebar of my home page.